Had to take a trek out to the fabulous Wal-Mart today, though this time was different. This time, instead of picking up the mundane bullshit that the family requires, I got to hunt for networking supplies. Yes, you heard me right: ...Read More

So it's a national goddamn holiday here at the Wal-Mart. And nobody fucking told me. Apparently it's national "Get-the-Fuck-In-This-Poor-Schmuck's-Way-So-That-He-Can't-Get-to-Anything" Day. Stupid motherfuckers. They're like "Oh, here comes that poor idiot, move the cart sideways so that he can't get through to grab ...Read More

So I'm standing in the local Wal-Mart, drunk off my ass on a Sunday afternoon at 4 p.m. (drunk off my ass is par-for-the-course in terms of how you'll find me in the Wal-Mart regardless of what time of day ...Read More